Osmotic Coolness
deep-dark-fears:

A fear submitted by Andrea to deep dark fears.

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

potato-tots:

mynameisntchristian:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

why do people hate on kanye west

he’s just trying to do his kanye best

seriously just give it a kanye rest

Do you think this is some sort of Kanye Test?

i don’t know

it may just all be in kanye jest

You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
Anonymous

andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

Everybody has a secret

aprillikesthings:

internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

Screaming about the Simpsons one!!