It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
Grover bits were always the best.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
parents gone for the night
you know what that means
*lets in stray cats*
this is the only sort-of decoration i have in my new apartment
What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB
someone on reddit said that destiny felt too serious. I feel like they forgot this part of the game
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.