Osmotic Coolness
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

tenticools:

Headline of the year

tenticools:

Headline of the year

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sign at a restaurant. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sign at a restaurant. [x]

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."