This thing tripped me out to walk through. #Chicago
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
This is the best joke. Like this a really fucking brilliant joke.
This is truly phenomenal.
dont tell me how to live my life
I just died.
That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise
really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys
I like the way you think, Coke.
Longest without sleep.
I’m not sure a few days I would say. The problem that I can fall asleep anywhere so I get tired and just fall asleep sitting somewhere or on the floor/in the street/on a park bench.
Name all of the states.
I’ve done it before. I would probably be able to get most of them. Not being American does make it pretty low priority knowledge.
me owning the kangaroos at the zoo